I tried it again. This time, I used a much more detailed prompt, which I’d written years ago (2014-ish) about a bottle that used to have a genie in it. The genie had been freed, leaving behind…a bottle. And what self-respecting genie would ever live in a non-magical bottle? So a nerdy guy buys a supposedly magical, genie-less bottle at a curio shop. The bottle, it turns out, has a trick: Ask it a question, and it answers.<\/p>\n
Alas, the bottle has issues of its own.<\/p>\n
I gave the prompt to Sudowrite, and let it follow its nose. Now, the way Sudowrite works is that when you ask it to write a section, it gives you two text blocks, both of which are based on the prompt. You choose the one you like better, and add it to the text that follows the prompt. Then you ask it for another section.<\/p>\n
After a couple of go-rounds, I realized that in one of its generated text blocks, Sudowrite was putting together a sex scene. No sale. I chose the other block, which still had enough innuendo to make me uncomfortable. I sensed that in a sense it made a deranged sort of sense: I had described the protagonist as a lonely nerd. So! Toss him into bed with an imaginary girl who (the AI made graphically clear) had all the required female parts.<\/p>\n
I stopped there. The first Sudowrite story I posted was in (somewhat) bad taste. I don’t make Obama jokes. Nor do I make Mossad jokes. I might make golem jokes, at least if the golem is the good guy. One reason I tried Sudowrite again today is that I wanted to see if bad taste was a habit or an outlier. It’s starting to sound like a habit.<\/p>\n
Here’s the story. Everything up to the first rule is my prompt, taken verbatim from my notes file. I will someday use the concept (of a genie bottle without a genie) in a Stypek & Tuggur adventure, a prequel to Ten Gentle Opportunities<\/em>. Everything after that is Sudowrite. Still a bit surreal–but if there’s a surreality slider somewhere in Sudowrite, I haven’t found it yet.<\/p>\n Djinn and Tonic<\/p>\n “What’s this?” Chuck Bialek asked the Gizmoids shop owner, and waved the weird, bulbous crystal bottle in the air over the counter. As best Chuck could tell, it was half-full of dirty water.<\/p>\n “Genie bottle,” said the old man. “But somebody let the genie go, so no wishes. Still, if you shake it and let it sit for a minute, it’ll tell your fortune. Used to be a hundred bucks. You can have it for fifty.”<\/p>\n Which meant it was probably worth a buck and a half, tops. Still, Chuck’s grandma had left him almost a million dollars, half of which was now in stocks. The rest was, well, for fun. He’d had a magic 8-ball when he was a kid. It was fun. This might be a reasonable facsimile.<\/p>\n Chuck laid a fifty on the counter, tucked the bottle in his canvas bag, and went back to his flat. After stuffing down a bratwurst and some Cheetos, he shook the bottle hard and set it on the kitchen table. Little by little, the dirt in the water settled out, leaving behind\u2026words.<\/p>\n I miss my genie<\/em>, read the words. Ha! He wondered how it worked.<\/p>\n “I wish I had a Jeannie to miss,” Chuck said. The nerd business was fun, but\u2026lonely.<\/p>\n Chuck shook the bottle again, and waited.<\/p>\n Trade you a Jeannie for a genie<\/em>, the dirt-words said.<\/p>\n “Deal,” replied Chuck.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n His phone rang the next morning.<\/p>\n “This is Jeannie,” a voice said. “I’m with a Mr. Bialek, right?”<\/p>\n “Yep,” said Chuck.<\/p>\n “Trade?” asked Jeannie.<\/p>\n “What do you have in mind?”<\/p>\n “Wishbone,” said the genie.<\/p>\n “I wish you wouldn’t keep doing that,” said Chuck.<\/p>\n The Jeannie-thing giggled. “Make a wish,” she said.<\/p>\n Chuck thought for a bit. “I wish you were wearing a bikini.”<\/p>\n He hung up, and was on his way to the coffee shop when he heard a voice behind him.<\/p>\n “Trade?” asked the genie-Jeannie-thing.<\/p>\n “No!” shouted Chuck, and fled. He might be a nerd, but he was still the last straight guy in the world who hadn’t seen the Girls Gone Wild videos and had no intention of doing so.<\/p>\n He stumbled into the coffee house, and ordered a single-shot espresso with a splash of vanilla syrup. He had just opened a browser window and was trying to find a porn site that didn’t offer a free trial when he heard a voice behind him again.<\/p>\n “Trade?” asked the Jeannie-spirit.<\/p>\n “Are you nuts?” he said. “That’s the second time.”<\/p>\n “Make a wish,” said the genie.<\/p>\n “What does this do to your magic?” asked Chuck. “I mean, every time I make a wish, you get a day older.”<\/p>\n “Rhymes with night,” replied the genie. “So I’m immortal, just like I always wanted.”<\/p>\n “What happened?” asked Chuck. “I mean, most genies are pretty nice, but they had to have their masters’ best interests in mind.”<\/p>\n “My master was a fraternity boy. Couldn’t make a wish without prefacing it with ‘Yo, Genie\u2026'”<\/p>\n “Oh,” said Chuck. “My apartment’s on the third floor. You can stay in the spare bedroom.”<\/p>\n “You’re a nerd,” said the genie. “We could never live together.”<\/p>\n “Right,” said Chuck. “So I need to make a wish for you to be you again. With unlimited magic.”<\/p>\n “I can do that,” said the genie.<\/p>\n “And I’ll need a million dollars. Are you listening?” asked Chuck.<\/p>\n “I don’t have to,” replied the genie. “From now on, I’m invisible to you.”<\/p>\n “This is going to get tiring,” Chuck told his computer screen. “I wish you’d figure out how to be a girl again.”<\/p>\n Will genie make the coffee? will genie make the toast? will genie make Christopher Hitchens read my manuscripts?<\/p>\n Will genie have sex, or merely masturbate?<\/p>\n Will genie remember to take out the trash?<\/p>\n Will genie notice her glasses are on her head?<\/p>\n Will genie give me a million dollars,<\/p>\n even if she does have the power?<\/p>\n Yes, genie will do all of these things.<\/p>\n Will genie kick my ass down the stairs<\/p>\n if I ask for more wishes?<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Heh. Fersure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I tried it again. This time, I used a much more detailed prompt, which I’d written years ago (2014-ish) about a bottle that used to have a genie in it. 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