{"id":4612,"date":"2021-11-11T10:59:17","date_gmt":"2021-11-11T17:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=4612"},"modified":"2021-11-11T11:10:14","modified_gmt":"2021-11-11T18:10:14","slug":"the-four-color-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=4612","title":{"rendered":"The Four-Color Problem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A year or so ago, a stray thought popped into my head as I crossed a large parking lot to get to one of the few remaining indoor malls in the Phoenix area. I stopped. I looked around. I looked around again. And damn, that stray thought was right:<\/p>\n<p><em>Cars appear to be made almost entirely in four colors: black, white, silver, and red.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Up and down my row it was almost a physical law. I raised my gaze and did a 360. Ah&#8211;way over there, a flash of blue! On the opposite edge of the lot was something that looked brown. Or maybe it was just dirty.<\/p>\n<p>There was no yellow. There was no green. Lord knows, there was no purple or pink. (Is Mary Kay still a thing?) It was black, white, silver, and red plus debris.<\/p>\n<p>I first assumed it was a fluke. Or maybe selective vision. Carol and I have a silver car and a red car. Up and down our street it&#8217;s pretty much black and white. So there you have it: We notice what we&#8217;re used to noticing. But as days and then months passed, the pattern played true: black, white, silver, and red, with an occasional green or blue rounding error. It&#8217;s persisted to this day. When I see two blue cars at the same time it startles the hell out of me. And a few days ago I saw the first yellow vehicle I&#8217;d seen in over a month. It was a big honking pickup truck. (Could it be a custom, er, <em>bespoke<\/em> paint job?) Yes, I would be able to see <em>that<\/em> one coming.<\/p>\n<p>Ok. You who know me know this: Stray thoughts enter my head so often my head might be considered a sort of thought pound. Most of them don&#8217;t stand up to close examination. This one has.<\/p>\n<p>Time was, mall parking lots were rainbows. When I was growing up, our family owned cars in blue, various shades of green (including two-toned green), gold, and yellow. In fact, at one point we owned two bright yellow cars at the same time. For a little while, we had a two-toner in gray and maroon. And that was before I left home. Later on, red, white, and brown cars finally entered the Duntemann homestead. I do recall seeing a few purple cars back in the day, though not in front of our house. (As best I know I have never seen an orange car.)<\/p>\n<p>No more. So what happened? My guess is that car manufacturers are shaving costs by limiting available colors. They may keep one paint machine open for special-order colors, and I&#8217;ll bet they make customers pay big for the privilege. I don&#8217;t know anyone in the car industry or I&#8217;d just ask.<\/p>\n<p>It doesn&#8217;t matter in any important way. But a little bit of weird urban beauty has passed out of this world. I wonder if I&#8217;m the only one who&#8217;s noticed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A year or so ago, a stray thought popped into my head as I crossed a large parking lot to get to one of the few remaining indoor malls in the Phoenix area. I stopped. I looked around. I looked around again. And damn, that stray thought was right: Cars appear to be made almost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[72],"class_list":["post-4612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daybook","tag-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4612"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4615,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4612\/revisions\/4615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}