{"id":3784,"date":"2016-10-09T14:33:55","date_gmt":"2016-10-09T20:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=3784"},"modified":"2016-10-09T14:33:55","modified_gmt":"2016-10-09T20:33:55","slug":"on-the-cover-of-the-trolling-stone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=3784","title":{"rendered":"On the Cover of the Trolling Stone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we&#8217;re big clown hoaxers;<br \/>We got loads of coaxers<br \/>And they freak everywhere we go:<br \/>They freak about noses and they freak about clothes<br \/>And they freak when we simply don&#8217;t show.<span class= \"text_exposed_show\"><br \/>We&#8217;re takin&#8217; all kinds of risks<br \/>To get arrested and frisked,<br \/>But the risk we&#8217;ll never know<br \/>Is the risk that they&#8217;ll hail us<br \/>&#8216;Stead of screaming to jail us<br \/><a href= \"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/culture\/news\/killer-clowns-inside-the-terrifying-hoax-sweeping-america-w442649\" target=\"_blank\">On the cover of the Rolling Stone!<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we&#8217;re big clown hoaxers;We got loads of coaxersAnd they freak everywhere we go:They freak about noses and they freak about clothesAnd they freak when we simply don&#8217;t show.We&#8217;re takin&#8217; all kinds of risksTo get arrested and frisked,But the risk we&#8217;ll never knowIs the risk that they&#8217;ll hail us&#8216;Stead of screaming to jail usOn the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[149,43],"class_list":["post-3784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noneoftheabove","tag-filk","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3784"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3785,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3784\/revisions\/3785"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}