{"id":1972,"date":"2011-06-07T08:02:41","date_gmt":"2011-06-07T14:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=1972"},"modified":"2011-06-07T08:05:16","modified_gmt":"2011-06-07T14:05:16","slug":"a-compact-steampunk-computer-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=1972","title":{"rendered":"A Compact Steampunk Computer Table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/SteampunkComputerTable2_500Wide.jpg\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN-LEFT: auto; WIDTH: 499px; MARGIN-RIGHT: auto; HEIGHT: 684px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" height=\"684\" alt=\"SteampunkComputerTable2-500Wide.jpg\" width=\"499\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a recent project of mine that isn&#8217;t quite finished yet, but it&#8217;s a beautiful illustration of why I love pipe fittings. I&#8217;m attending Walter Jon Williams&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.taostoolbox.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Taos Toolbox<\/a> writers&#8217; workshop in July, and I needed a compact computer and a small table to set it on. The computer is hiding behind the 20&#8243; LCD: It&#8217;s a Dell Optiplex GX620 USFF (below), stuffed to the gills and tricked out right.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/GX620USFF.jpg\" style=\"DISPLAY: inline; FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 8px 0px 0px; WIDTH: 124px; HEIGHT: 162px\" height=\"162\" alt=\"GX620USFF.jpg\" width=\"124\"\/>The table is entirely my own design. I had the <a href=\"http:\/\/co-unfinishedfurniture.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Unfinished Furniture Warehouse<\/a> here in Colorado Springs make me an oak tabletop 20&#8243; X 28&#8243;, stained to match the woodwork in my office. Back in 2006 they built <a href=\"http:\/\/www.duntemann.com\/november2006.htm#11-21-2006\" target=\"_blank\">my primary computer table<\/a>, and did a wonderful job of it. Ditto this project. The legs are all standard pipe fittings and standard lengths of 1\/2&#8243; pipe, as many in brass as I could find. I&#8217;m short one brass tee (and some of the fittings still have label cruft on them) but that&#8217;s an hour&#8217;s work to fix.<\/p>\n<p>Why bother? I&#8217;m <em>very<\/em> particular about the height of my keyboard relative to my chair. I like to be slightly above and look slightly down at my monitor. Having to look up even a little kinks my neck and gives me splitting headaches. Experimentation years ago showed 26&#8243; to be an almost ideal surface height, at least when using one of my treasured Northgate keyboards, and that&#8217;s what I did here. The four brass unions in the legs add 2&#8243; to the table height, which would otherwise be 24&#8243; and a hair low. The unions also allow the legs to be easily removed from the tabletop for transport in the back of the 4Runner, as they will next month.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t find copper or brass threaded pipe in sections longer than 6&#8243;, so there will be some galvanized iron in the final product. I may buy a buffing wheel and shine the hell out of the zinc, and in the end it&#8217;ll definitely be a striking piece. Best of all, it didn&#8217;t take a huge amount of time to do, compared to some of the boggling steampunk craft creations you see online. I&#8217;m trying to see if I can finish a novel a year for the next several years, and that will require not spending a huge amount of time on unnecessary refinement. Pipe fittings are steampunk Tinkertoys, and I was <em>good<\/em> at Tinkertoys. I&#8217;m also good at pipe fittings, and it was a fine thing to find myself elbow-deep in them again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a recent project of mine that isn&#8217;t quite finished yet, but it&#8217;s a beautiful illustration of why I love pipe fittings. I&#8217;m attending Walter Jon Williams&#8217; Taos Toolbox writers&#8217; workshop in July, and I needed a compact computer and a small table to set it on. The computer is hiding behind the 20&#8243; LCD: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[101],"class_list":["post-1972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daybook","tag-steampunk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1972"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1975,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1972\/revisions\/1975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}