{"id":628,"date":"2009-03-17T11:27:11","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T15:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=628"},"modified":"2009-03-17T11:30:38","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T15:30:38","slug":"top-o-the-genome-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=628","title":{"rendered":"Top O&#8217; the Genome To You!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>St. Patrick&#8217;s day, albeit one marred by a headcold due to lack of sleep. I had one (very) Irish grandmother, and St. Patrick&#8217;s Day was always a big deal at our house, though less so since my grandmother Sade Prendergast Duntemann left us in 1965, and my Aunt Kathleen (Sade&#8217;s daughter) in 1999. If I don&#8217;t get too wobbly today, I&#8217;ll be going over to Gretchen&#8217;s this evening for a corned beef feast. I&#8217;m not quite Irish enough to be wild about boiled cabbage, but corned beef, bring it on! (We&#8217;ll be having Diet Green River on the side&#8211;sodas don&#8217;t get no greener than that!)<\/p>\n<p>I wish I still had a cartoon I cut out of a magazine many years ago, of a mitered bishop behind the wheel of a convertible, with the back seat full of goofy-looking snakes, and the caption, &#8220;St. Patrick Drives the Snakes Out of Ireland.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And I sometimes look out at the pantheon of ethnic saints and wish there were one for thoroughgoing mongrels like myself. I had an Irish grandparent and a German grandparent, and ostensibly two Polish grandparents&#8211;but my Polish grandmother is said to have had a French mother (this has not been proven) and they both had Austrian citizenship, though what that may mean ethnically is unclear. So I&#8217;m all over the map. Is there a St. Heinz somewhere, with eight great-grandparents of entirely separate ethnicities? How about a St. Heinz&#8217; Day feast, in which no two items can be from the same country?<\/p>\n<p>If there&#8217;s no guy (or gal) like that in the Calendar of Saints, could we please canonize one soonest?<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, I will close with the first stanza of one of my favorite prayers, &#8220;St. Patrick&#8217;s Breastplate,&#8221; which captures the faith that filled the man, and the gonzo exuberance that drove him:<\/p>\n<address>I arise today by the power of heaven!<br \/>\nInvoking the Trinity;<br \/>\nBelieving in the Threeness,<br \/>\nConfessing the Oneness<br \/>\nOf the Creator of creation!<\/address>\n<p>Amen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St. Patrick&#8217;s day, albeit one marred by a headcold due to lack of sleep. I had one (very) Irish grandmother, and St. Patrick&#8217;s Day was always a big deal at our house, though less so since my grandmother Sade Prendergast Duntemann left us in 1965, and my Aunt Kathleen (Sade&#8217;s daughter) in 1999. If I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[47,37,43,42],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daybook","tag-family","tag-food","tag-humor","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":631,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions\/631"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}