{"id":350,"date":"2008-06-04T11:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-04T15:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=350"},"modified":"2009-01-14T21:38:05","modified_gmt":"2009-01-15T01:38:05","slug":"fantasy-or-science-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"Fantasy? Or Science Fiction?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hilary? Hey, John McCain here. How&apos;s it going? Yes. Understood.               I read the news. Look, I&apos;ll get to the point: Do you still want               to be President? I think I can help get you there. It&apos;s unorthodox,               but hear me out. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your party is in trouble. Once the media decided to anoint               Obama as our next President, they turned on you, and split the Democrats               wide-open. My numbers people tell me that about a quarter of your               supporters would rather vote Republican than vote for Obama. They               may not actually do that; they may just stay home. But if Barack               thinks he&apos;s just going to walk off with the election, he&apos;s greener               than he looks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My party, on the other hand, is just about dead. The corpse               is still twitching, but the neocons killed it a long time ago. The               Democrats are split two ways. The Republicans are split ten ways.               Ok, I won&apos;t lay it all out; I respect your research staff. This               is not new news. Over here we&apos;re all having a bitch of a time trying               to decide what the party stands for, and the party leaders don&apos;t               even like me. They&apos;re keeping their mouths shut; they don&apos;t want               to do what your party&apos;s doing to itself. They wanted Rudy Giuliani,               and they expected me to lose gracefully and go away. I lose gracefully\u2014when               I lose. But they&apos;re gritting their teeth when they say they support               me. Behind the scenes they&apos;ve said a lot of the same things about               me that your party bosses are saying about you. I&apos;ll admit to you               privately that I&apos;m pretty angry about that.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But set that side for now. We both have this other problem:               There are a lot of people who are disgusted with the whole business.               It&apos;s not fair to say that they&apos;re in the middle, between you and               me, between Republicans and Democrats. They&apos;re outside the graph.               They&apos;re tired of the posturing and the tribalism and the personality               cults. They know the country&apos;s in trouble, and they want it fixed.               They&apos;re tired of the War, they&apos;re afraid for their jobs, they&apos;re               afraid of getting cancer and losing everything they own before dying               in agony. Global warming isn&apos;t on their radar. Neither is gay marriage.               Those are fringe issues. It&apos;s about the economy. It&apos;s always about               the economy. Bill had that dead right.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&apos;s a window here: Remake the Republican Party out of               the rubble, put some solutions on the table, and try to find a way               out of the mess we&apos;ve gotten ourselves into. That&apos;s what I&apos;m going               to try to do. I&apos;m going to piss a lot of my party people off, but               I&apos;m going to tell them to hit the road. I&apos;m going to turn the whole               thing inside out. I&apos;m going to let the tax cuts expire. I&apos;m going               to propose another approach to universal health care. It may take               a couple of years, but I intend to end the War.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, I don&apos;t blame you. I don&apos;t expect anybody to believe               me, which is why I&apos;m not telling anybody. But that&apos;s what I&apos;m going               to do. Look: I&apos;m 71. I&apos;m in decent health but I get tired sometimes.               I have this one last chance to do something completely audacious,               which is to break the gridlock and get this country back on track.               Otherwise, I keep the status quo and go quietly into that good night,               probably before the end of my second term. I do not intend to be               another William Henry Harrison.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I admire your guts and your persistence. I respect your positions,               even the ones I don&apos;t hold. I think I can win this November. But               with you as my VP, I don&apos;t think we can lose.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hilary? Hilary? You there? Yes, I&apos;m serious. And I&apos;ll make               you this promise: Run with me in 2008, and I will choose not to               run in 2012. We don&apos;t have to say anything now. I&apos;ll be 75, and               that&apos;s too old to do it again. The public will accept that.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hold on. You do not have to actually <i>be<\/i> a Republican.               You simply have to pretend to be one for a year or two, until we               completely re-create the Republican party somewhere in the center.               My research indicates that many more Americans want consensus than               ideological polarization. We may have to upset a few noisy people               at the extremes who like to think that they&apos;re more important than               they are. I&apos;ll cover the right if you&apos;ll cover the left. But I promise               you, when we&apos;re through with it, it will be an utterly different               party.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Barack&apos;s young, and his people worship him. He&apos;ll try again               in 2012. Still, I don&apos;t think there&apos;s a slate in the universe that               could win against Clinton\/Rice.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you in? You don&apos;t have to tell me right this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow. Good. So let&apos;s do it. You&apos;ve waited long enough. I&apos;ve               waited too long. It&apos;s time. It&apos;s just damned time.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hilary? Hey, John McCain here. How&apos;s it going? Yes. Understood. I read the news. Look, I&apos;ll get to the point: Do you still want to be President? I think I can help get you there. It&apos;s unorthodox, but hear me out. &#8220;Your party is in trouble. 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