{"id":297,"date":"2008-08-12T13:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-12T17:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=297"},"modified":"2010-08-12T22:35:59","modified_gmt":"2010-08-13T02:35:59","slug":"off-by-one-error","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=297","title":{"rendered":"Off By One Error"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Carol and I got up at 3:30 AM last night and found the skies crystal               clear, so we hauled out onto the back deck in our fuzzy robes (along               with a couple of doubtless-puzzled bichons) sat down in two of the               patio chairs, and leaned back, facing generally east. The Perseids               did not disappoint; in forty minutes we saw twenty or so, and most               of them were quite bright. We didn&apos;t have access to the whole sky               with the house behind us, so I&apos;m sure we missed quite a few. Still,               the count is about in line with what we&apos;ve seen in past years, and               for Carol and me (and the Perseids) there have been a <i>lot<\/i>               of past years.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, I&apos;m pretty sure we watched them from her back yard two               weeks after we met in 1969, though not at three in the morning.               No matter. I see meteors almost any time I spend more than a minute               or two scanning the skies, even from as light-befouled a place as               the close-in Chicago suburbs. One reason Carol came to love as scruffy               and odd a specimen as me was that I was willing to talk science               with her. I pointed out the constellations to her, and dragged my               junkbox telescope out into her driveway to show her the moons of               Jupiter. Over the years, the Perseids have become something of a               tradition for us. <\/p>\n<p>I have a talent for <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pastiche\">pastiche<\/a>,               and when I was young it was almost a compulsion: If I read enough               of something I almost always tried to imitate it, with greater or               lesser success. During my sophomore year in the English Literature               program at De Paul I was taking one damned poetry course after another,               so it was inevitable that I would try my hand at poetry. During               my Robert Frost period (which was roughly the last three weeks of               April, 1972) I penned a lot of metered drivel in down-home country               dialect. One effort was a sonnet, just so I could say I had written               a sonnet. Even though I was a New Formalist long before there was               a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/New_Formalism\">New Formalism<\/a>,               I knew the Prime Directive of modern poetry (Thou Shalt Not Rhyme)               and withheld any rhyme until the final couplet. I gave the poem               to Carol the night we watched the Perseids from my parents&apos; summer               home at Third Lake, Illinois:<\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">Perseid<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">I saw a shooting star               last night, you see.<br \/>              It bothered me to think that golden streak<br \/>              That split the sky half-raw and hung awhile<br \/>              As though to rub the wound with pale white salt<br \/>              Was washed clean-gone by night&apos;s soft-rushing flood<br \/>              In just the time you&apos;d take to poke the coals. <br \/>              You know, they say it&apos;s just a grain of sand <br \/>              So small you&apos;d never see it in your cup <br \/>              Once all the tea was gone. I wonder now <br \/>              What made God give a speck like that such spunk<br \/>              While here I balk and eye our road so roundly\u2026 <br \/>              <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"> You know, I think I&apos;d               not so fear the night<br \/>              If, going out, I knew <i>I&apos;d<\/i> make such light. <\/font><\/p>\n<p>Carol read it appreciatively (as she always did, irrespective of               what it was I had handed her) and then, giving me a peck on the               check, asked, &#8220;Don&apos;t sonnets have 14 lines?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, sure!&#8221; I said, taking the sheet back from her               hands. A quick count reassured me that it had&#8230;13 lines. Damn.<\/p>\n<p>Ever since then, I&apos;ve been famous around the house as The Guy Who               Writes 13-Line Sonnets. Clearly, rhyme was good for something\u2014like               helping numerically illiterate poets keep track of the number of               lines they were producing. After that, I returned to my more freeform               e. e. cummings period (which had been the first three weeks of May,               1972) until I found the wisdom to understand that I was a better               astronomer than I was a poet. I&apos;ve stopped writing poems, but the               Perseids\u2014heh, like Carol and me, <i>that&apos;s<\/i> forever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carol and I got up at 3:30 AM last night and found the skies crystal clear, so we hauled out onto the back deck in our fuzzy robes (along with a couple of doubtless-puzzled bichons) sat down in two of the patio chairs, and leaned back, facing generally east. 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