{"id":2430,"date":"2012-04-26T15:49:59","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T21:49:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=2430"},"modified":"2012-04-26T16:03:13","modified_gmt":"2012-04-26T22:03:13","slug":"rant-the-bumperstickerization-of-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=2430","title":{"rendered":"Rant: The Bumperstickerization of Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I just hit a statistically inevitable bad stretch. I don&#8217;t know. But last night, it seemed like every other entry on my Facebook friends feed was a photo that was nothing more than an image of words. I won&#8217;t embarrass anyone by citing a particular example; I&#8217;m pretty sure that anybody who&#8217;s on Facebook knows what I mean.<\/p>\n<p>I do <em>not<\/em> mean visual puns like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/31083337@N06\/6389488599\/in\/photostream\" target=\"_blank\">Imperial Walker<\/a>, which at times border on brilliant. Nor even the genre I guess we call &#8220;demotivational&#8221; posters, which bring a painful grin now and then. I&#8217;ll gen up an example of my own:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/youngquote.jpg\" alt=\"youngquote.jpg\" height=\"148\" width=\"493\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Why is this better than:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They build too low, who build beneath the stars.&#8221; &#8211;Edward Young 1681-1765.<\/p>\n<p>I have to grin: Here&#8217;s Jeff Duntemann, the <em>Visual Developer<\/em> guy, arguing for plain text against graphics. But hey, it&#8217;s text, and nothing more than text. If quotes had OK buttons (or, better yet, Cancel buttons) I might feel otherwise. They don&#8217;t. Text is sufficient.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s another problem: <em>In no case was the text in the image the words of the person who posted it.<\/em> They&#8217;re all well-worn platitudes or slogans or political nanorants, just as you&#8217;d see on a bumper sticker. That, in fact, is what they remind me of the most. Last night I realized that I was seeing the bumperstickerization of Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>I did not sign up for Facebook to drown in a sea of virtual bumper stickers. They call it a &#8220;friends list&#8221; because, theoretically, the people there are friends. I like to hear what my friends are thinking, feeling, reading, writing, coding, making, or otherwise doing. I don&#8217;t mind pictures of your cats, your dogs, your kids, your vacations, or the stuff you&#8217;re building in the basement. That&#8217;s what Facebook is <em>for<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Are your daily travails more important than quotes from Abraham Lincoln, FDR, or Oscar Wilde? Damitall, <em>yes<\/em>. I already have <em>Bartlett&#8217;s Familiar Quotations<\/em>. I used to read it like a novel. (I&#8217;m nutty that way.) If you must quote someone, quote yourself. And do it in text. Pixels Are For Pictures.<\/p>\n<p>Now, weren&#8217;t you making cannoli last night? Or calling CQ on six meters? You&#8217;re my <em>friend<\/em>. If I didn&#8217;t hear about it, well, it&#8217;s not for lack of wanting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe I just hit a statistically inevitable bad stretch. I don&#8217;t know. But last night, it seemed like every other entry on my Facebook friends feed was a photo that was nothing more than an image of words. 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