{"id":161,"date":"2008-10-31T19:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-31T23:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=161"},"modified":"2008-12-13T22:59:10","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T02:59:10","slug":"the-answer-to-all-difficult-questions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"The Answer to All Difficult Questions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I apparently brought a headcold home from Chicago, and it was in                full bloom by this morning, so I don&apos;t think I&apos;ll be able to continue                my anger-free politics series tonight. Things got off to a good                start, and the LiveJournal comments are worth reading. I hope to                get back to it tomorrow, if I can get a decent night&apos;s sleep. Right                now I&apos;m pretty wobbly.<\/p>\n<p>Halloween is slow this year. It&apos;s 7:15 PM and even though it was                a gorgeous day and is still 68 degrees outside, we&apos;ve had exactly                three groups come to the door so far. To be fair, the last group                consisted of most of the ten-year-old girls in the western hemisphere,                all of whom wanted to pick QBit up and hug him, and were willing                to fight one another for the privilege. I quelled the riot before                it got ugly, and passed out a decent number of Kit Kat bars so that                I won&apos;t be tempted to off them myself tomorrow morning. QBit concealed                his annoyance, even though what he wanted were not hugs but handouts.<\/p>\n<p>I do want to relate one anecdote from our Chicago trip. We were                hanging out in Gretchen&apos;s family room after dinner, being funny                as is out wont. (Gretchen and Bill are good enough at it to do it                onstage.) We were talking about Katie Beth&apos;s exploding vocabulary,                and I was reflecting that sooner than we think, Katie (who will                be two in a couple of weeks) will be engaging us in real conversation.                So, in a fit of godfatherly ridiculosity, I looked soberly at Katie                and asked her, &#8220;Where do you stand on the issue of transubstantiation                versus consubstantiation?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Katie wrinkled up her forehead in rapt concentration for a few                seconds while she thought it over, and then, through a radiant smile,                announced, &#8220;Pie!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She probably thought I was asking her what she wanted for dessert,                but clearly, the girl would make a good Episcopalian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I apparently brought a headcold home from Chicago, and it was in full bloom by this morning, so I don&apos;t think I&apos;ll be able to continue my anger-free politics series tonight. Things got off to a good start, and the LiveJournal comments are worth reading. I hope to get back to it tomorrow, if I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[47,39,43],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daybook","tag-family","tag-health","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":174,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions\/174"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}