{"id":151,"date":"2008-10-07T09:26:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T13:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=151"},"modified":"2008-12-13T22:55:12","modified_gmt":"2008-12-14T02:55:12","slug":"all-dogs-go-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.contrapositivediary.com\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"All Dogs Go to Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sam Paris sent me an image that&apos;s been bouncing around the Net                for some time now, and I roared. It&apos;s funny on the face of it, whether                you know anything about religion or not\u2014but if you&apos;ve struggled                like I have with the difficulties of understanding the several competing                concepts of God, salvation, and the life to come, it was, well,                ineffably hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>I understand that it&apos;s not real, and in fact was created with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.churchsigngenerator.com\/\">Church                Sign Generator<\/a>. I don&apos;t know where it came from so I can&apos;t credit                it, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pyzam.com\/funnypictures\/details\/8026?sort=popular\">read                it all the way down<\/a>. Yee-hah!<\/p>\n<p>Where the topic comes up for discussion, I&apos;ve heard many people                say that the descriptions fed to us in childhood of Hell were vivid                and very detailed\u2014but Heaven was always vague, colorless, and                ultimately boring. I keep flashing on the classic Gahan Wilson cartoon                of some guy with wings and a halo sitting alone on a cloud, thinking                to himself: &#8220;I sure wish I&apos;d brought a magazine.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Although the Catholic Powers go out of their way to deny it, buried                deep in Catholic culture and tradition is a very radical kind of                universalism. God did not create the physical universe as a temporary                nuisance to be endured and then left with no regrets. The physical                universe is in fact a crude, low-res reflection of higher realities                that we simply cannot apprehend in this life. One metaphor might                be Olaf Stapledon&apos;s cosmology from <i><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Star_Maker\">Star                Maker<\/a><\/i>, in which the Star Maker crafts a steady succession                of increasingly mature creations, each creation &#8220;better&#8221;                in a metaphysical sense than the one before. Another metaphor might                be one I heard in college 35 years ago: That our physical creation                is a faint echo of a higher world, which in turn is a slightly clearer                and louder echo of an even higher world, and so on far beyond our                ability to grasp. At each level there will be challenges, struggle,                and probably suffering appropriate to our levels of spiritual development.                Creation was in fact a far, far bigger Bang than we think.<\/p>\n<p>So do dogs go to heaven? Hardly. <i>They are already there<\/i>.                And when we leave this world and continue our long walk back toward                the Creator, they will be right beside us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam Paris sent me an image that&apos;s been bouncing around the Net for some time now, and I roared. 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